everyone’s talking about new Nightshade/Glaze, but I’M talking about some roasted nightshades with a balsamic glaze 🍅🍆😋

troyandabedsnewapartment:

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

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goatpaste:

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Y'know when a dog looks like their human?

Pretty neat


[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]

zooophagous:

zooophagous:

zooophagous:

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A few nights ago I woke up with a gasp and wrote down the best pun ever on my hand and fell back asleep. When I woke up this is what I’d written down. I’m painting her now.

WIP

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I’ve spent approximately 7 hours on this pun

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I think if you spend this long on something it no longer counts as a joke.

Virgin Dairy is for sale to the discerning art collector. $325 shipped. If you’re local you can pick her up and save a bit on shipping. If she doesn’t sell (and I’m not in a hurry to get rid of her) she’ll live in my studio.

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queerdungeons:

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boything girlthing 🖤

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mollyjames:

Quarantine giving me time to make all the dumb jokes I always wanted 

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